EMO KILLS...

YOU!!

todays....

V . a. L. e. N. t. I. n. E. 's. D. a. Y. !!

school was yet to be fun...
got presents lyk from:-
1) Pinky
2) Joyce
3) Agnes
4) Hui Ling

THANKS Y'LL!!really appreciate it!!=)

den after school went to centrepoint to celebrate wif Kar Inn!! my beloved GAY PARTNER n oso my BEST FRIEND!!
we went to Starbucks to celebrate...
cool harh?! =P
i gav her my present n she too gav me a present!!
KAR INN....I LUVVV UR PRESENT...
seriously..no kid!!
its not bcoz u're my best friend o anything but i do...seriously..
coz...
First, its CUTE!!
Second, its ADORABLE!!
Third, its RED!!
Fourth, BRILLIANT!!
Last, ITS THE BEST GIFT I EVER HAD!!

THANK YOU...LUVV YOU LOADSSSZZZ!!!
its the best...

my snoops luvs it too..aha!!=P

H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E ' S D A Y ! !

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.'

'In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.'
'In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.'
'After 50, they are like onions'.'
'Onions?', asked the son.
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.'

'In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.'
'In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.'
'After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.'
'A Christmas tree?', asked the daughter.
'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'