EMO KILLS...

YOU!!

todays....

V . a. L. e. N. t. I. n. E. 's. D. a. Y. !!

school was yet to be fun...
got presents lyk from:-
1) Pinky
2) Joyce
3) Agnes
4) Hui Ling

THANKS Y'LL!!really appreciate it!!=)

den after school went to centrepoint to celebrate wif Kar Inn!! my beloved GAY PARTNER n oso my BEST FRIEND!!
we went to Starbucks to celebrate...
cool harh?! =P
i gav her my present n she too gav me a present!!
KAR INN....I LUVVV UR PRESENT...
seriously..no kid!!
its not bcoz u're my best friend o anything but i do...seriously..
coz...
First, its CUTE!!
Second, its ADORABLE!!
Third, its RED!!
Fourth, BRILLIANT!!
Last, ITS THE BEST GIFT I EVER HAD!!

THANK YOU...LUVV YOU LOADSSSZZZ!!!
its the best...

my snoops luvs it too..aha!!=P

H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E ' S D A Y ! !

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.'

'In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.'
'In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.'
'After 50, they are like onions'.'
'Onions?', asked the son.
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.'

'In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.'
'In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.'
'After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.'
'A Christmas tree?', asked the daughter.
'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

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Good Charlotte - Wondering

If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I will stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Go!

Yeah, yeah!

Since I was a young man I never was a fun man
I never had a plan and no security
Then ever since I met you I never could forget you
I only wanna get you right here next to me

'Cause everybody(a-whoa)Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody(a-whoa)That I found just in time

If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering.

Now my life is changing, It's always rearranging
It's always getting stranger than I thought it ever could
Ever since I found you, I wanna be around you
I wanna get down to the point that I need you

'Cause everybody (a-whoa)Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody(a-whoa)That I found just in time

If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

Go!

Yeah, yeah!

yeah, yeah...

Don't tell me the bad news
Don't tell me anything at all
Just tell me that you need me
And stay right here with me

If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering

If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
i'm happy wondering

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'